firstly if you aint got a sense of humour jog on im here to chat have a laugh and who knows !!!!! like tall dark and handsome men come say hi ............ but please if ur in ur twentys pass me by ......i have sons in that age group also not looking for one night stands at my age !!!!1someone honest,caring,funny is a must wont talk to pics of dicks (r u having a laugh !!!!)) but more than one pic is good as some dodgy fuckers out there if i aint your cup of tea pass me by but beware of creepies, nut jobs and bunni boilers !!!!! have fun be safe. Guys only interested if it 35 plus and already have children.........just being honest will not date anyone near my son's ages and I don't want more kids lool!!!!! looking for the prince among you all...................hhhmmmm r u there !!!!!!!! what you see is what you get theres different sites here rolled into one so im not what many of you think i am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm 5 ft 10 fun loving caring person,requires tall man to make me smile
Please no time wasters I'm fed up with them
Dinner and drinks out
Please if you have a photo that was taken more than 3 yrs ago please remove it off the site
No one wants to meet someone that doesn't look truthful to their photo
Oh and don't lie about your height or age !!!!
I'm here to meet someone for a regular thing
I'm not into bed hopping

Just a horny lady looking for a little naughty chat and role play. If you fit the bill come message just so there is no confusion the roleplay takes place on here not in real life .... and for all you guys that have managed to read my profile please respect my wishes and do not ask for me to give you my phone number or expect to chat on whatsapp or kik etc as i keep this on here for my own safety. I love outdoor fun and fantasy and playing games / role play. I like being treated like a lady outside and less so in the bed or woods! Like being touched up by strangers and then taken roughly behind the bushes -- and on buses in public places, lifts etc- it happened once a man in a lift kept touching me every day on my way to work. I'd feel him hard behind me and then keep touching me up, then finally he put his hand inside my skirt after turning it round carefully, ( all the while people crammed in around us!) and then once when the lift was tightly packed he entered me from...

*Update* Been doing some soul searching and not sure this is right for me. Initially here for me and some casual nsa. It now seems to have turned into an exercise of battling the one liner brigade, shielding from (more often than not) unattractive dick pics and massaging the male egos of some of you chaps. So I'm taking some time out to evaluate my home situation and try to figure out what I want. If you have my email address and want to msg me, that's fine but please don't expect either a speedy reply or a response you might want to hear. Thanks L x I am not married but there isn't an option for long standing but unfulfilled relationship! Easy going, open minded fun loving and looking for some discreet mutual fun. Am not the kind to put it about so would prefer on going rather than one off but would need to be nsa. I am a busty and curvy size 18. If you prefer slim women I am not for you. However if you love curves and BIG bums then get in touch!

Hi, and nice to meet you!
Couple here looking to have fun and meet nice and happy new people!!!!

hi guys...omg u sent me soo many messages, im so flattered and thanks! im on kik messenger and sometimes its bit easier to chat on there as its hard to respond to all the messages. im 32 and i work as a secretary (my boss is a woman before u ask...lol..and no ive not done it on my desk..sorry to disappoint!) i like nice people but i also sucker for the 6 pacs..they drive me a bit crazy im open minded .. dont have a type specifically but i like guys that look after themselves and guys who are big ( all over lol ) anything else just ask.. is that enough?

About me: I'm a passionate, and sensual.
I'm large (size 22-24) I know I'm ugly and I'm fat
(hiding my wobbly tum and thighs in my photo) but I have curves.
I don't consider myself as sexy or good looking....neither apply to me.... I DO consider myself a sapiosexual, I have brains and intelligence, I'm polite, reliable, trustworthy, discrete, good sense of humour, and I'm good company.
Having studied art and design for 4 years, I got a Diploma in Graphic Design.
I love art and painting and creating is my fuel...any artists out there, feel free to say hi.
I love film, music, coffee, and reading. I adore sex too...which leads to..... What I'm looking for: In a nutshell: Genuine, NSA safe fun, no hassle, no complications, and no time wasters! More specifically: Ideally someone aged 40-55. A genuine, non judgmental, educated, polite man, who is intelligent, has good sense of humour, compassion, creativity and manners and can also grasp the use the English language ( none of this " hw r u? text talk) text talk doesn't do it for me, Take it elsewhere to someone who enjoys it. I like men who can hold a conversation that...

Fun wanted but discretion a must..married men welcome..wine and fun and i can accomodate.xx.If you like BBW's then come say Hi.x

Seeing what this is all about, would like some NSA fun on a regular basis with right person.
I'm down to earth, genuine and got some killer curves ;-)
I'm looking for someone to fulfil my wildest fantasies and if you catch me in the right mood I might well help fulfil yours too.

I'm looking for a friend with benefits.
(Not a relationship )
I am easy going , laid back, plain , simple lady. That likes to live life. I like Reggea, R & B, lovers Rock music, dancing,socialising , reading, cooking. Dining out, cinema, walks by the river and most of all I love to laugh . If you are under 35 yrs old. I'm flattered and I'm sorry. But no thank you. I am not here to judge as I don't like to be judged........... But Married ( attached , separated . Unhappy ) men r not For me.........

I'm a happy curvy sexy lady looking to meet a regular partner, so we can share good times together and have all the fun along the way that comes with it. I like to spend weekends with a guy and spend as much time as possible in bed!! I love to eat nice meals together and drink lots of good wine, I can hold a good conversation and will make you laugh, I'm good company and have been known to be very naughty!
I don't respond to winks, so best to message me if you like what you see!! I prefer men around my own age please!! As flattering as it is to have so many messages from you young men, it's not what I want. I am genuine and expect the same.

Hello! Looking for no complications, and a nice normal man to help me get back in the game. Must play safe. I'm an average size 14, so if you want a supermodel, I'm not her but currently working on getting fit and losing some weight and looking to burn some calories outside the gym. If I happen to meet someone special along the way then great. Not looking to sleep around at all, just looking for one person to have some mutual fun with and explore some boundaries. I'm normal, sane, and looking for similar.

Hi, ONLY CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE 100% SINGLE AND CAN ACCOMODATE.
I'm friendly outgoing and love a laugh. I'm looking for a friends with benefits.
If you message me and I don't reply it's simply because I don't think we are suited for one reason or another. But I wish everyone luck on there search for naughtiness. Enjoy x I'm a 38dd and a size 18. I prefer well endowed men ;) and shaved or trimmed x Ps please have a photo of some sort or the message won't be read. Looking for a man aged between around 30 to 42 xxx I'm more than happy to send face pics if we get chatting and connect but can't upload them on here because of my job x PS I'd like to add these pics were taken on holiday. I have better taste in tiles ;0) x

i like to get out and have some fun with the right person.

How do I set my filters so I don't have to see profile pics of cocks? Come on fellas, have a bit of dignity for crying out loud! To describe myself...
Physically- I'm 42 years old, 5'7" tall, size 12. I have shoulder length reddish hair and green eyes. I am indeed a married woman, but allow me to make something clear. The fact that I don't necessarily know what I'm looking for on here does not automatically translate to 'bored housewife needs a shag'. I also want to say (scream) that I have absolutely no desire to be a married man's naughty secret. My own marriage is an open one, and I will not be party to the lies and deceit so many assume I will partake in. I want to communicate with single guys only please, and if you are married, ask your wife's permission, then come back. Now that my gripes are out of the way, I will confirm that I'm actually quite a nice girl really...honestly...I am!

I'm looking for no strings fun with a guy in his late 20s to late 40s.
Ideally you'll live in London or Surrey; or have reason to travel to London. I'm looking for weekend meets initially but can do midweek with a bit of notice. I can't accommodate at the moment but that doesn't have to be a problem; neither does your marital status.
If you want any of the following I'm NOT the woman you want to message.
You want to swap lots of dirty photos before we even meet.
You're looking for someone to webcam with
You want me to join a 3some 4some or moresome
You want to invite me to go dogging or to a swingers party I'm sure I haven't just eliminated everyone, so if you want a chat get in touch...x

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